Dear Joe Biden and Kamala Harris,
I just want to say this: the two of you are an absolute disgrace. And your Press Secretary, Jen Psaki? Is that how you spell her name? J-E-N? I’m sorry, Hoe-I mean, Joe. I’m not as smart as you. I had to look it up. But unlike millions of my fellow countrymen who thought having you two in the White House would he such a great idea, I can tell a national disgrace when I see one.
Anyway, back to Jen. It cannot be easy for her to cover your incompetent ass! I mean, fielding questions that you should be answering? What are you afraid of, Joe? Someone might ask you what two plus two is? We don’t need you to do a tongue twister. You do just fine with that on your own!
What are you gonna do about getting Americans out and Afghanis out who have helped Americans for the last twenty years? Crickets. Our allies are sending in their troops to get their own people out. Why not us?
Hey, Joe. I hear your talk with our allies was a feisty one. Was it difficult not being able to sniff anyone over the phone or via camera? Life’s a bitch, ain’t it, Joe? Too bad we don’t have Smell-a-Vision, isn’t it?
And look at Kamala Harris. How in the hell you picked a woman who only had 7% support amongst Democrats in California, is beyond me. Oh, wait. You were courting not only the black and female vote, but the perverted men vote. She’s been mostly absent during this whole charade. And to look at her the other day, she doesn’t even look like she even wants to be in Washington.
But she will be. And this will be her mess to grapple with once you resign, your Cabinet forces you out, or Congress does. People call Tricky Dicky a crook? You’re worse than a crook. You’re in a whole other realm where there is no definition for what you are. Disgrace is the closest, but that doesn’t even touch it.
You can keep downplaying this, your departments can keep contradicting your every statement, and Congressional investigation can unearth a lot more information, and you can even blame President Trump, but at the end of the day, Joe, you cannot hide behind the fact that this came under your orders, and this is ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!
So when Americans here in the United States are mourning the deaths of their loved ones abandoned by their own government, and the last words they shared were a tearful goodbye, I hope you won’t sleep at night. I hope you’re eaten with remorse. And if you have the spine to face those Americans, maybe you can say in front of the camera for the American people and for the whole world to hear, that you were wrong.
You and your ilk are corrupt to the core, and you’re not even trying to hide it.
But what am I talking about, Joe? You’re a career politician who’s been known to be relentlessly stubborn. Maybe King Solomon was right when he wrote, “hope deferred makes the heart sick.”
And tonight, this particular American, feels sick at heart for what has become of our once great nation.
The Average American Man 